Stupid Quiz Answers
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-10-22 08:50:40
DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM)Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year? Contestant: I don't know. I need a clue. Kelly: OK. What do beans come in?Contestant: Cartons?*************************QUIZMANIA (ITV)Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh right. (pause) . Doctor.*******************************BEG. BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point. Theakston: There's a clue in the title. Contestant: Leicester.****************************BBC NORFOLKStewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?Contestant: I don't know. White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?Contestant: Arm. White: Correct. And if you're not weak you're. .?Contestant: Strong. White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?Contestant: Louis. White: Well there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?Contestant: Frank Sinatra?*******************************LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?Contestant: France. Trelinski: France is another country. Try again. Contestant: Oh um. Benidorm. Trelinski: Wrong sorry let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?Contestant: Sorry. I don't know. Trelinski: Just guess a country then. Contestant: Paris.*************************UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.**********************************THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde. Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: prison or the Conservative Party?Contestant: The Conservative Party.************************************BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )DJ Mark: For 10 Pounds what is the nationality of the Pope?Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?************************************THE WEAKEST LINKAnne Robinson: In traffic what 'J' is where two roads meet?Contestant: Jool carriageway?*************************************UNIVERSITY CHALLENGEBamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?Contestant: Goosey?**************************************GWR FM ( Bristol )Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22. 1963?Contestant: I don't know. I wasn't watching it then.**************************************RTE RADIO 2FM ( IRELAND )Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The...?Caller: Mohicans.*******************************QUIZMANIAGreg Scott: We're looking for a word that goes in front of 'clock'. Contestant: Grandfather. Scott: Grandfather clock is already up there say something else. Contestant: Panda.****************************** PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER)Phil: What's 11 squared?Contestant: I don't know. Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle. Contestant: Is it five?***************************RICHARD AND JUDYLeslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?Contestant: Er. . Leslie: He makes bread.. .. Contestant: Er. .. . Leslie: He makes cakes.. . Contestant: Kipling Street ?**********************************MAGIC 52 ( NORTHEAST ENGLAND )Presenter: In what year was President Kennedy assassinated?Contestant: Erm.. . Presenter: Well let's put it this way - he didn't see 1964. Contestant: 1965?**********************************SIMPLY THE BEST (ITV)Phil Tufnell: How many Olympic Games have been held?Contestant: Six. Tufnell: Higher!Contestant: Five.*************************************FORTBOYARD(CHALLENGE TV)Jodie Marsh: Arrange these two groups of letters to form a word *CHED and PIT. Team: Chedpit.**************************************THE MICK GIRDLER SHOW (BBC RADIO SOLENT)Girdler: I'm looking for an island in the Atlantic whose name includes the letter 'e'. Contestant: Ghana. Girdler: No listen. It's an island in the Atlantic Ocean. Contestant: New Zealand.***************************************NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)Question: What is the world's largest continent?Contestant: The Pacific*********************************** ROCK FM ( PRESTON )Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci. Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?************************************* THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)Steve Le Fevre: What was signed to bring World War I to an end in 1918?Contestant: Magna Carta.***********************************************NATIONAL LOTTERYEamonn Holmes: There are three states of matter: solid liquid and what?Contestant: Jelly.*********************************RICHARD ALLINSON SHOW (RADIO 2)Allinson: What international brand shares its name with the Greek goddess of victory?Contestant (after long deliberation): Erm. Kellogg's?********************************BLIND DATE (ITV)Girl: Name a book written by Jane Austen. Boy: Charlotte Bronte.*******************************CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?Caller: Japan. Searle: I did say which European country so in case you didn't hear that. I can let you try again. Caller: Er. Mexico?****************************NATIONAL LOTTERY Eamonn Holmes: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing. . what?Contestant: Basketball.***************************************NOTTS AND CROSSES QUIZJeff Owen: Where did the D-Day landings take place?Contestant (after pause): Pearl Harbor?*************************************DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?Contestant: Holland?Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet. Contestant: Iceland ? Ireland?Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?Contestant: No.*********************************PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?Contestant: Er. . Wood: It's got two syllables. .. Kor.. . Contestant: Blimey?Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run. . Contestant: (Silence)Wood: OK try it another way. Today I run yesterday I. . Contestant: Walked?**********************************THE VAULTMelanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?Contestant: Nostalgia.***************************LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?Contestant: Jewish. Presenter: That's close enough.***************************************BREAKFAST SHOW. RADIO 1Chris Moyles: Which 'S' is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes?Contestant: Ummm.. . Moyles: It begins with 'S' and rhymes with 'perm'. Contestant: Shark.****************************************** STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?Contestant: Jesus.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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