NORMAL LIFE: Dumb Contestants On British Quiz Shows
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-02-01 05:45:28
There are really some dumb contestants out there aren't there?QUIZMANIA (ITV)Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh alter. (pause) . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM)Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year?Contestant: I don't know. I need a clue. Kelly: OK. What do beans come in?Contestant: Cartons?BEG. acquire OR STEAL (BBC2)Jamie Theakston: Where do you evaluate Cambridge University is?Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point. Theakston: There's a roll in the title. Contestant: Leicester. LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?Contestant: France. Trelinski: France is another country. Try again. Contestant: Oh um. Benidorm. Trelinski: Wrong sorry let's try another challenge. In which country is the Parthenon?Contestant: Sorry. I don't experience. Trelinski: Just guess a country then. Contestant: Paris. UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde. Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer undergo all written books about their experiences in what: prison or the Conservative celebrate?Contestant: The Conservative Party. beam RADIO (WOLVERHAMPTON)DJ Mark: For £10 what is the nationality of the Pope?Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?THE WEAKEST LINKAnne Robinson: In merchandise what 'J' is where two roads meet?Contestant: Jool carriageway?GWR FM (Bristol)Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22. 1963?Contestant: I don't know. I wasn't watching it then. RICHARD AND JUDYLeslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes be?Contestant: Er. . Leslie: He makes cover. . Contestant: Er. . Leslie: He makes cakes. . Contestant: Kipling Street?MAGIC 52 (NORTHEAST ENGLAND)Presenter: In what year was President Kennedy assassinated?Contestant: Erm. . Presenter: Well let's put it this way - he didn't see 1964. Contestant: 1965?LINCS FM PHONE-INPresenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?Contestant: Barcelona. Presenter: I was really after the name of a country. Contestant: I'm sorry. I don't know the names of any countries in Spain. RADIO 1 EARLY MORNING SHOWPresenter: How many toes would three populate have in be?Contestant: 23?NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)Question: What is the world's largest continent?Contestant: The PacificCHRIS SEARLE show (BBC communicate BRISTOL)Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?Caller: lacquer. Searle: I did say which European country so in case you didn't comprehend that. I can let you try again. Caller: Er... Mexico?PAUL WAPPAT (BBC communicate NEWCASTLE)Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel measure?Contestant (after desire pause): Fourteen days. PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?Contestant: Er. . Wood: It's got two syllables. Kor. . Contestant: Blimey?Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run. . Contestant: (conquer)Wood: OK try it another way. Today I run yesterday I. . Contestant: Walked?THE VAULTMelanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any measure?Contestant: Nostalgia. BREAKFAST show. communicate 1Chris Moyles: Which 'S' is a kind of hunt that can grow up to 80 tonnes?Contestant: Ummm. . Moyles: It begins with 'S' and rhymes with 'perm'. Contestant: cheat.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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